The PLE Times

(week in report)

Last Weeks Paper

 

PLE Saved from take over before it started; The MU Prince Revealed!

By Jeanna Carragher and Tenagra Malone

Last week a detailed plan for the take over of the PLE was diverted. After returning from the hunt Nuchtchas found the Prince Simbaka, what was thought as a younger Mirror Universe Simbaka that came over shortly after Isis crossed over. Supposed MU Simbaka of the Alternate Pride Landian Empire claimed he saw the assassin Chester Parks. After following him to where parks was reported to have been seen Nuchtchas came to the surprising truth when MU Simbaka tried to control her with an implant, little did the prince know of Klingon biology or he would have known the double plated ridges of a Klingon would resist such an attempt. Analysis and report from Nuchtchas and DNA testing indicates his actual name is Murtaki Rafikin, from another reality when the North Star continued onward with the other animaloid ships, this empire though with all the animaloids together, grew fast and was able to take control of most of the galaxy, seeking revenge on earth for being enslaved during the eugenic wars. Now Murtaki was trying to expand the control to our world when Nuchtchas thwarted his attempt by pretending to be under his control. A hard task for a Klingon to play, but needed to find how far his reach went and how to cut off all hope for this universe to invade. After doing so the prince was taken into custody and is under heavy lock and key, under the same security as Scar receives. The prince receives full body cavity searches daily and internal searches as investigations continue and more findings about this comes available.

 

Fire! Fire! Fire!

By PLE Times Editor

In case you did not notice the lack of paper last week know that there was no edition. An act of arson was committed on the PLE Times early last Sunday, all printed editions of the PLE Times burned as the building went with it. Staff and workers could not enter until late Saturday so the paper has been delayed as we try to rebuild we will do our best to get the news to you. PLEBI has said that they believe a known pyro deviant they call Spark was here, a young female, red of hair and seen dancing as she lights fire for her own pleasure. With luck no beings were harmed during this crime and should she be caught we will be the first to report.

 

 

Births:

The Wookie family are pleased to announce that Riley-O, the red haired male is the latest edition to their family. Parents Deersteph and Timba along with brother Zeick welcome the addition.

"The Roving Raver"

(music scene)

Last week at the BatCave a great show was put on by the opening act, complete with introduction by a gargoyle and closing with most of the crowd on stage singing to the beloved songs. Later there was a side show of a female nailing screwdriver up her nose, eating fire, and doing escapism tricks. Lastly the show ended with a lame ass cover band so this reported went home at that.

Is the rave scene dead? Who knows, after much hunt it seems all raves are shut before they start, SF is getting wise to the fun loving kids, 'tis a shame.



 

Horoscopes

By Melissa

Rat: Dance to the music this week. The singer will reward you.

Ox: The cart will be heavy. Stand your ground and the grain will taste twice as good.

Tiger: The circus offers good opportunities. But it also asks. Think twice before taking an offer.

Cat: The best place in the world is your cozy blanket. Keep remembering.

Dragon: Collecting Gold is one thing. Friends are another. Validate.

Snake: Not every hole leads to is filled with tasty treats. Some are lethal. Don't stick your nose too deep this week.

Horse: A saddle is uncomfortable at first. But remember, the one sitting on you will sit better. Maybe taking the discomfort now will bring you comfort later.

Goat: You have a strong head. Crash against others and you will win.

Monkey: An apple in your hand is better than a banana ’n the trees.

Rooster: Maybe your feathers are perfect. But who knows? Choose to groom yourself this week and it might pay off.

Dog: You are man's best friend. And you made quite a deal. Try and be a best friend to make one again.

Pig: To lie in dirt is wonderful. Do not care what the others say. They haven't tried yet.

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