The PLE Times

(week in report)

Last Weeks Paper

 

Starfleet brings some Non-aggression

By Alistair Duncan

As Simbaka Rafikin came back from the Klingon empire, a representative from Starfleet named Commodore Jessica Zar, XO of External Affairs came along to ask for a Non Aggression pact with the kingdom. Although there was no comment at this time, speculation is that the court is a little uneasy with making this agreement and is awaiting for the people's opinion on what to do at this time. More information as of this ground breaking matter as it develops.

 

Roadtrip Ready to Atlantis Landia

By Alistair Duncan

Today our Majesty Lee Sona arrived back from port town on a report that the Sub that will take her and Simbaka down to Atlantis Landia is complete. With further modification for additional oxygen tanks all is looking good, with comm with Dolphinia, Mayor of the underwater city, she says this will be an historic moment as the cousins come together at last under the waves. Before hand, contact was by comm since it was so far down the water pressure was hard to get there or to just beam down. Preparations are under way for the Royalty to get ready for the trip down Under the Sea.

 

Britain's Queen Mother dead at 101

By Greenlee and Cnn

March 30th -- Britain's Queen Elizabeth, the Queen Mother, has died in her sleep at the age of 101. The Queen Mother died at 3.15 p.m. (10.15 a.m. ET) at the Royal Lodge in Windsor with her daughter Queen Elizabeth II, the current British monarch, at her bedside. She had been at Windsor, west of London, since traveling there for the funeral of her daughter, Princess Margaret, in February. The Queen Mother, who had not appeared in public since November, had been in frail health in recent weeks after suffering from a chest infection over

 

Deaths:

Again the entertainment industry suffers a loss and this time an Icon, Uncle Milty has passed on. The father of the visual transmission he will be sorely missed.

"The Roving Raver"

(music scene)

Dance, Dance, Dance! That was the story on Thursday afternoon as the sounds pumped and the music flowed. DJ Chris let Candy Kid Raver most known as "Kid" take a turn at the tables and spin a few. The base was high and the heat was higher, bodies in motion as the sounds coursed through us. There was a problem however with dehydration and many of the ravers passed out from heat stoke. SB23 reports that the environmental controls were a bit high on the lower levels this week. When asked why they responded, "Why does it matter nothing was happening down there was it?" It seems the secret raves have been noticed and this is their action to prevent it. After seeing the energy and the smiles on the faces of the ravers I doubt that will ever stop them, and all the power to them.

Chick bands, cool, we like to see chicks on stage, rock the house and jam on! Chick band fans, not cool, look just because someone is male there is no reason to treat him like a Dick. Gutter Poet played a great show despite Phoenix's vocals not holding as strong as most nights due to being sick, Appolonia killed on guitar! Her energy and vibe was way on. Then as they played the last song, "Walking Corruption" (a song that is forever owned by Nuchtchas) inserting into the middle of the song when lately they have been raping other songs they played "Girls" by the Beastie Boys and freestyled it a bit and putting in the other songs. The crowd went mad and loved them, including one Tigriod, let us call her Napes. Napes made an effort to get her CD signed by "The Band" Phoenix did so but it seemed Napes could care less about getting the male members of the band's signature. One thing to be said about that, that is a snarfy thing to do and it only shows you are indeed a snarf!

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Horoscopes

By Melissa

Rat: Keep your tail out of trouble. If you do so, this week will be without major discussions. Keep your ears open. Maybe you catch a secret. Stay away from false friends or they will bring you trouble.

Ox: DO not become to slow or your day will never pass. Be careful about the snake at work. She may intrigue against you. Keep your toes ready or you may see red.

Tiger: Your Stripes are made for hiding. Be ready to sneak attack if the prey is worthy Your claws are sharp. But be careful. They can wound your friends Keep in the dense jungle this week. People will overstep your else.

Cat: Your strength is your purr this week. Be kind to your fellows and they will thank you. The silent paw avoids the dog dropping. Stay away from the Tiger this week. He will see you as prey.

Dragon: Don't get your scales in a twist. Keep your mind and your desk clean. Hold your fire. You may hit the wrong person. Fly height, dragon, but do not touch the sun.

Snake: You are beautiful this week. Use it. Make a knot into your body. You tend to forget things this week. Dig deep into the soil this week. You might strike Gold.

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