*Scene
starts out with Strongbad typing the article on his typerwriter*
"Clearly there is something out of the oridnary when it comes
to Simbaka Rafikin. You'd think that most of the royal types are stiff
and don't take things so lightly, but here's this furball and you
find he' s something else!"
*Scene flashbacks to the Blue Ox*
"His magesty wanted me to meet him at the Blue Ox. He kept we
waiting for a good hour. I saw him run past the place about four or
five times!"
*you see Sim race by with his sword unshethed chacing with Nuchtchas
after Zira until he finally comes in*
Sim, "Oh my well finally I'm here."
SB: "What were you doing out there??"
Sim: "Out where?"
SB: "Outside!!! I saw you run past four or five freakin times!"
Sim blinks, "Oh no I drove."
SB: "You don't own a car..."
Sim "Oh yes you are correct I have an arwing."
SB, "OKay lets get down to the tacks..."
Sim quirks, "Tacks? I did not know for this I was required to
bring these?"
SB sighs, "This is going to be ugly...."
Sim smiles, "Well just make sure you keep them all in check you
know how crafty they dissapear."
SB glares, "No supid this is an interview!"
Sim blinks and then brings out a datapad, "Oh well I'm Simbaka
Rafikin, King of the Pride Landian empire, a position I will keep
to my dear heart but you will find I'm very talented in many ways."
Sb waved his hand, "Okay shut up! First question: Just tell me
your friken royal problem!"
Sim blinks, "Problem? Well I try to be the solution to many problems
that come to the empire, Nuch tends to carry them out."
Sb glares, "Just tell me what your friken royal problem is!!!!"
Sim looks to him, "Well we are trying to take care of that winter
if you speak of that."
SB rolls his eyes, "Moving along, I understand you like to prace
around like an idiot, is this true?"
*You see Sim go outside and dance around with Kefira in a romantic
style with the DJ playing love music*
SB, "Guess that answers my question...."
*Sim comes back in and sits down*
SB, "Now speaking of which, tell me about Kefira, what is her
deal?"
Sim smiled, "Oh well as we get ready for the wedding she told
me you and the Cheat throw the colored Toilet paper at such a
wonderful angle."
Sb rubbs the back of the head, "Oh well I've been always told
that me and the Cheat have quite the backhand!"
Sim smiled and jotted it down on his datapad, "Ah good, and if
Nuchtchas asked what abilties you would do well for the guard what
would they be?"
SB at first goes into it, "Well I'm good at the running and the
bashing on the head and.....hey shut up I'm asking the questions here!
So who do you think would win in a fight? Lt. Squee or Strong
Sad?"
Sim chuckles, "Oh no contest! Squee has quite the engineering
skills to trip Strong Sad down and get the advantage"
*Scene plays out and Strong Sad is down, "Kinda unfair since
I barely saw him...."
SB laughs, "Ohhhh good one! We shall have to try that sometime!
Well it can only go down from here so.....get out of my face!
*you see Sim go outside facing Zira, "You got the touch"
is playing in the back ground and you see him yell "One shall
stand one shall fall!" as the scene goes black*
(This
is a spoof of an interview Strong Bad did on Homestarr runner, if
you wanted to watch the funny bit look here. :)
