The
PLE Times
(week in report)
Crime on the Rise? Or is it Just Punk Kids?
By Ali Knox
Is there a new crime wave? A new flush of gangs? Or are we just seeing the effects of some punk kids with nothing better to do then tag up the city streets? this past week there has been a large amount of vandalism and defacement of public property. Many believe that it is the start of turf wars on our streets where as others think it is the lack of youth oriented programs available. "Kids get bored; when they get bored they get destructive simple as that." Says Clara Knirim the spokeswoman for the North Star Parents Association. Another perspective is that of the artist known as Mud, "Kids need to grow and you see what they are doing is making art." Mud is the artist who is responsible for the scandalous show a few weeks back where the King, Queen, and ancestors are seen in comprising positions. (Noting it seems most of those paintings were bought, paid for and sent to the Palace from "A Friend" of the King and Queen.) "I want to start a program to channel that energy into something useful I want to begin a mural project on 13th Street to clean that district up a little and make it full of beauty. Knirim responded, "Just what kids need to go with a sicko to a perverts part of town, No I say we should form a mentoring program." So what shall it be, an art program to clean up the city, a mentoring program, or like officer Krumpki suggested more jail cells?
Treetop Mugger Caught!
By Frances Francis
Finally finally she is caught! Over the past three months there has been a rash of thefts, a mugger would jump down from the trees and rob its victims. Until the mugger was caught last night the guard thought the attacker was male. Last night it was found she is a female babooniod, mute and unable to make speech more information available as the investigation continues.
Deaths:
Sadly we must say good my to Angela Kreye, a dear sweet female who lived into her 90s leaving behind a loving family, services will be held tomorrow at Greenfeilds.
In the same week we said good-bye to Spencer we also say good-bye to Staley, a loss to the acting community and the music community.
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Horoscopes
By Melissa
Rat: The trash sometimes contains golden spoons.
Ox: Look over the fence. Maybe a cow moos at you.
Tiger: Your stripes only hide you in the underwoods. Stick to them.
Cat: There are more kinds of food than tins food. Catch a mouse. You'll taste the difference.
Dragon: Your claws are sharp. They might hurt someone you love.
Snake: Your beauty strikes your friends. But take care it doesn't envy your enemies.
Horse: Check your irons. They might be loose.
Goat: Your horns are hard. Play it hard and you will be rewarded.
Monkey: Lousing binds.
Rooster: Keep your beak in the corn.
Dog: Bark but don't bite this week or you will be punished.
Pig: Sniff out the truffels. Forget all the other food.
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