The
PLE Times
(week in report)
LATE BREAKING NEWS!•Offworld•
The Klingon Chancellor/Qang Shaunna Vorgath has Stepped Down!
By Jeanna Carragher
Shaunna Vorgath just yesterday announced that she was stepping down as Qang of the Klingon Empire. The Klingons and the Pridelanians have an alliance that Shaunna and King Simbaka put into effect together. Shaunna, a good friend to our King reportedly was going to step down long ago but refrained, and then again she was to give up her robes after a certain public trial, yet after receiving a challenge she handed her robes to Pok. This morning it was on the wire that Pok not only refused the position but he turned over his robes as Emperor stating he only took the position temporarily. The role as leader to the Klingon Empire seems to be up for grabs. Who will be the new leader? And how will he or she look upon the PLE? The alliance still holds that we know, but Shaunna looked on us with a kind eye and it is not clear how the new Qang will treat us. So far there have been rumors of challenges made for the position of Qang but those bids have not been released to the public. We looked to ask our own resident Klingon Nuchtchas for comment yet she was unavailable, her assistant commented "Our Knight is far to busy to answer questions. She is a PLE Citizen first and Klingon second." When we looked to our Klingon Ambassador K'Jasa for comment she refused to comment. It is doubtful to get any comment for any Klingons on this matter until the succession is resolved.
Citizens for Decency Members Attacked
By Brett Hart
Over the course of the past week several members of the Citizens For Decency have been found badly injured and lying in alleyways. There seems to be no connection, or pattern to the victims other than their membership in the CFD. Investigators are baffled as the attacker has not been seen once, and no forensic evidence is left behind other than the broken bodies of the victims themselves, and even these give up no clues as the attacker appears to use a portable sterilizer used by doctors to scrub before surgery to destroy any trace of himself. The victims are first rendered unconscious through blunt trauma to the head and are then beaten almost to death before the attacker leaves them somewhere where they will be found. As of yet, there are no fatalities, but authorities have warned members of the CFD to take precautions.
MU Nuchtchas is Behind Bars!
by Tali Larden
Just this week a Nuchtchas from the Mirror Universe was arrested and placed in jail. Unfortunately she is not the killer, this Nuchtchas is just 16 years old and from the past in the mirror universe. How she got here and what her angle is this reporter can find no comment. The only reports that have been released is that she is being held in relation to the killer's capture.
In respects to the hunt on the Serial Killer known as MU Nuchtchas trade receipts have shown that a non animaloid male with wings has purchased plastic surgery supplies from an civilian trader at both SB23 and Outpost Sentari. Rumor has it that the killer has been help all her stay bu an unknown force, could this be the creature that has allowed her to survive and kill? Witness from SB23 have reported seeing this being and his wife, who is believed to be Q with MU Nuchtchas. Those two white haired beings had disappeared when MU Nuchtchas was rumored to have taken back to the Mirror Universe by her daughter, could they be the ones to bring her back? When will this nightmare be over? Can our knight do the job or has she brought terror to this land?
Arsene's at it again...
By Shawn Michaels
MU Arsene Lupin, having inherited Ru's entire estate, has stated that he is keeping the 13th Avenue Manor open and Gaia help anyone who tries to close him down. When questioned about it, Mister Lupin simply told this reporter that "Ru wouldn't close this place no matter what. Now that she's dead some of the girls have left, but I'll be damned if I'll close it down..." When asked whether or not Mister Lupin would himself become an artist at the manor, he had no comment.
"The Roving Raver"
(music scene)
The First Leaf Elemntary school will be having a repertory this Tuesday tickets available at the box office.
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SPORTS
Hockey: The PLE Team played the Benzite team wining another glorious victory! 3-1
Hurling: The Hurling team has begun training, the Pre-season matches look promising. Alanerander Bucos has great strength and distance and as long as he survives any battles he may ensue in the guard we shall most defiantly take home the championship again this year!
Cub Club: The youth basketball leauge has begun championships check local schedules for play times.
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